Best lovers


An websayt na OnePoll.com nagpaluwas kan world’s worst asin best lovers, ini an resulta hale sa 15,000 well-traveled (baad ekspiryens) babae hale sa 20ng nasyon.

1.  Germans – bangog! (too smelly)
2.  English – higda sana (too lazy)
3.  Swedes – ano na yan! luwas tolos (too quick)
4.  Dutch – go girl! blentong …bliktad! (too dominating)
5.  Americans – ayy ko! hoy! lobot ko yan! (too rough)
6.  Greeks – pakyut (too lovey-dovey)
7.  Welsh – pirmi na sana (too selfish)
8.  Scots – AHHHH! (too loud)
9.  Turkish – halnas! (too sweaty)
10.  Russians – bolbolon hehehe (too hairy)

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Ngalas lang ako ta sa best lovers mayong asianong nasyon an nakabale, tano bako kitang mahilig sa sex? Saradit na maluya pa? Nasa Asya baga an pinaka-dakul na populasyon (China + India). Dae bale, sa 300-taon kitang inesclavo kan mga kastila, imposibleng mayo kita digding nanodan o nawarasan man lang. Ano daw an igwa an mga latino afuera sa thong asin waxing? Marhay daa an mga Italyano asin Pranses ta sa lenguaje pa sana an babae nag-o-orgasmo na.

1. Spaniards
2. Brazilians
3. Italians
4. French
5. Irish
6. South Africans
7. Australians
8. Kiwis
9. Danes
10. Canadians

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2 comments
  1. sili said:

    Whats the point? Nonsense blog.. waste of time

  2. auggie said:

    Sili,

    Not necessarily. It just points out the obvious. All Homo Sapiens are HORNY. Why? Because it’s the primary BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE, for living things. But just because its the IMPERATIVE, doesn’t mean we should breed like flies or stunted tilapias. We are humans and we are supposed to be smart to circumvent the IMPERATIVE. Don’t you think so? Support the RH Bill!

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