Face off

Grumble, grumble, here I go again.

Recent survey indicates that 6 of 10 Pinoys are clueless with the 2010 automation poll.  Wrong survey.  Response would have been overwhelming if we ask the right question, like who’s next to be ousted in PBB.  These 2 media giants feed viewers with lots of nonsense teleserye and we love it.  We’re like the prawns in the film District 6, addicted to cat food.  Jeez!

Gibo Teodoro as expected was brilliant at the playing field during the recent ANC “Harapan” forum.  Noynoy was okay.  Too early to have a choice though, this is just round one.  Likewise, everyone played safe on the RH bill by ducking the issue saying that the puffed-up population is not the cause why this country is so poor. Corruption?  Yes!  Population? No.  Blow me!

Thanks to President Erap, the forum was light and cozy and as the Joker says, why so serious! Seriously, would you still vote for him?

My friend Auggie will finally rejoice.  The Gordon-Fernando last minute let’s bolt-in was an absolute stunner as both have solid track records and grassroots feel in terms of local governance, but my wife is hesitant, she said she is staring at two dictators.  This could be the fix we need, to remove the bug — iron hands to sweep cobwebs in our thick skull and push people at the right door, if needed.

From President to Representative? Or maybe a Prime Minister.  The belly of the beast is still half-empty.  The tagline which says “You don’t have to be in power to be empowered” is wrong.  She will win by a landslide, no doubt.  We really deserve each other, we’re stuck together.  A peso for you, millions for me.

Finally, after 12 days, the court ordered the military command to search the Ampatuans premises in Maguindanao.  No idiot would have kept any proof; every bit of evidences would have vanished by now!  We’re left with people’s testimonial, which, historically changes by the day depends upon who offers the most luscious dish in the house.  Too late the heroes I say for the 57 massacre victims considered as the single deadliest event for journalists in history.

Glorious scent

I stumbled upon this product online while searching for some men weird stuff over the web.  A catchy article title that says Germans are exporting its ladies one drop at a time!  It’s a product that needs no introduction as the name is as direct.   It’s called Vulva Original, it’s a pheromone; a scented product with a vaginal odor that is specifically described as not being a perfume.  A mojo for the erotic mind, the precious vaginal odor filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of this organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies.  A fragrant you can enjoy and breathe in anytime and anywhere.

Product warning includes keep away from children and not suitable for ages below 18.  But if the Germans tops the survey in the world’s worst lover largely of their smell, one would ask — whose vulva does this smell like?  Also, don’t be surprised if the new brand for women pops out appositely labeled as Scent of a Cock!